I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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