you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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