in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How does one acquire holy water?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
