Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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