Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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