Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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