But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
So squirting runs in the family.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
