that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
