i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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