...so i touched it.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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