Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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