In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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