this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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