Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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