trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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