holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
