i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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