Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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