I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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