I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
