i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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