Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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