you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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