I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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