I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
