He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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