it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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