Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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