the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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