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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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