What a fucking waste of an outfit
Where is the hickey?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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