i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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