Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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