that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
