She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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