y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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