This girl is more easily done than said...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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