Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
