i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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