i need an iv and a liver transplant
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ttyl tear gas
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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