Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he fucked my hip out of place.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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