Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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