Me too!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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