Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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