found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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