She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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