Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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