i permit you to call me
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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