we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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