I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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